Hmm. Yes, they do look a bit scary in that photo. The reality is that although there’s four big windows – we’re actually 8-feet below street level, so there’s nothing but brickwork out there. That’s the only reason they’ve managed to stay there since last Christmas and not get nicked!
Never mind the tree, I’m more interested in the luminescent extra-terrestrial life forms circling outside the window…..
Hmm. Yes, they do look a bit scary in that photo. The reality is that although there’s four big windows – we’re actually 8-feet below street level, so there’s nothing but brickwork out there. That’s the only reason they’ve managed to stay there since last Christmas and not get nicked!
…and the radioactive presents under the tree? Is it safe “round yours”?